This is the funniest site that I have read in a long time, especially the posts aimed at MySQL and Google and references to flights in Larry's MiG, great stuff!
The author has a brilliant understanding of satire ;-)
"The more I win, the more I want to win. And I will win, okay? Trust me."
Updated 2020 : note that the above post is out-of-date, given this post was originally published in 2007, but is left here for archival purposes.