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Published on 2007-01-26 by John Collins. Socials: YouTube - X - Spotify - Amazon Music - Apple Podcast

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Updated 2021 : note that the above was originally published in 2007, but is left here for archival purposes. Amazingly, NoUpTime.com is still up after all of these years, impressive!