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Published on 2007-01-26 by John Collins. Video: YouTube|Rumble|Patreon Audio: Spotify|Amazon Music|Apple Podcast

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Updated 2021 : note that the above was originally published in 2007, but is left here for archival purposes. Amazingly, NoUpTime.com is still up after all of these years, impressive!